Waterslide

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at the waterslide park, people come and go via waterslide
and at the waterslide park, people stand in line just to take a ride
down a long, wet plastic tube
riding a shorter wet plastic tube
oh yeah, through the wet dark
at the waterslide park

and at the waterslide park all the babies floatin' down the river
but when the sun's in the clouds all the honeys in the line start to shiver
and though you may have met her just this weekend
my friend your warm embrace is what she's seekin', oh
c'mon it's just a lark
you're at the waterslide park

c'mon Kevin
you're at the waterslide park

and at the waterslide park all they got is chili dogs and pizza
but when you're swimmin' all day all you want is chili dogs and pizza
and even if a slice of pep is six fifty
in that moment it's the best darn slice in the city
so chow down, land shark
at the waterslide park

and at the waterslide park, everybody's gettin' nonjudgmental
you know that fun is the goal and your body shape is incidental
so all you chubby, self-hatin' eighth-graders
just look around and see that most of your neighbors
are an even easier mark
nobody's hatin' at the waterslide park

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
at the waterslide park

so take a Thursday off in September
and make this summer something to remember
so pack the loved ones into the Honda
and set the stereo to "Help Me, Rhonda"
get on the interstate at break of day
and brook no argument or delay
until you disembark
at the waterslide park

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from Demo, track released April 21, 2015

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No Promises San Diego, California

Yum Yum: guitars, vocals
Cryin' Ryan Bradford: drums

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